I had a rather
startling experience yesterday while on my regular lunchtime walk around the
office complex where I work. I was on the return leg heading north as I watched
a jet plane approaching YVR, which is normal. Our offices are (somewhat
unsettlingly) below the flight path to the airport. As I watched the jet glide past
I heard another plane approaching.
From the pitch
I judged it to be a propeller-driven plane. Normally I’m not much of a plane aficionado;
I’m more of a car nut. By this statement I mean I don’t regularly go out of my
way to crane my neck to view a plane, but, inexplicably, I did in this case.
And as I swung my head back into its normal arc I also noticed a flock of birds
ahead of me, and also potentially in the path of the plane, although I really
didn’t focus too much on it at that instant.
But perspective
is a funny thing (although not for the bird in question I’m afraid). I had perhaps
2 or 3 seconds to ponder the altitude of that particular flock of birds in relation
to the approaching aircraft before I witnessed the intersection of mechanical
flight with natural flight, the result being a surprisingly audible “Pop” (or
two or three; I really can’t recall how many) following by a small white mid-air
explosion. Obviously it wasn’t the plane that took the brunt of the collision.
Somewhat in
shock of what I’d just witnessed I watched a small white bundle gently drift
earthward, quickly darkening to bright red as it descended. As I say, I don’t
know how many birds were ploughed through, but I’d say either two or more birds
fell from the sky in various quadrants, or else parts of the same bird were strewn
in various directions.
I’m leaning
towards the “strewn in various directions” theory because as I walked further
and approached the building I work in, I noticed a woman turn and look down at
the pavement as she walked a block or so ahead of me. I was quite confident in
my prediction of what I would find as she had made such an obvious motion to
turn and observe. Unless I had not witnessed the initial aerial collision I
don’t think I’d have immediately been able to identify what I discovered on the
asphalt.
The colour was
intensely red, poppy red, and three small piles were arranged almost artfully
amongst the fallen autumn leaves. Again, perspective is everything, and if this
had been a different arena, say as restaurant critique, I’d have been expecting to
be introduced to a plated appetizer of caviar. Another mental image that
immediately came to mind was a scene from “The Blair Witch Project” that has
always stayed with me; the scene where the protagonists, lost in the forest traveling in seemingly endless circles (a la “Groundhog Day”) discover a
“present” outside their tent of some unidentifiable animal (or human)
remains.
Again, if I
hadn’t witnessed it I probably wouldn’t have believed the force with which
propeller blades could fling material with which they had collided.
My prayer is that the bird died on impact and never knew what hit it. Rest
in peace little bird.